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two back 

When you or your golf partner goes to reach for their wedge in their bag and realizes they left it on the green two holes back.
Me approaching the bunker on 16: “Fuck, I left my wedge two back! Stupid!”

Uses different wedge, misses putt, speeds off in anger to next tee, shanks drive and speeds off to retrieve wedge on 14.
two back by Falconskove May 7, 2021
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one step forward and two steps back 

It is a popular lyric to a song, but sometime used i phrases or as comparisons to things. it's basically taking one step back. and it means, making progress towards something but making less progress rather than more, if that makes sense.
"one step forward < two steps back"
I was trying to finish my math homework, and i did the beginning, but going to that party before finishing was one step forward and two steps back.

Tail back and two fins 

When a guy stands and puts his dick and balls into a mangina then bends over exposing his junk from behind.
Girl lets fuck but firstly let me show you the tail back and two fins.
Tail back and two fins by NJCDGN August 15, 2014

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily
Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

Two in the Back 

A mystical place on the female body that only true men can find.
(When talking about double teaming a lady)
Man1: I'll take the front
Man2: I'll take the two in the back
Two in the Back by mangoku July 17, 2011

two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo 

During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.
"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"