zizowned 

to be headbutted hard, especially during a soccer game.

Martha: "Did you see how Alex head-butted Mark?"
Tutta: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL yes he was so zizowned!"

zizowned by Yazeed A. July 11, 2006

Zidowned 

To be owned by Zidane; an ownage worthy of the level of Zidane's headbutt during the World Cup finals of 2006.

see Materazzi

Materazzi got flat out Zidowned!

Zidowned by Allez Les Bleus July 10, 2006

zitowned 

From Zito, Barry: To get shelled mercilessly; to lose without fail after convincing many that you were unbeatable.

Also, the act of convincing someone that you are worth a significant investment of time and/or money when you are not.

The Phillies' bullpen got zitowned last night - 6 runs in the 9th.

Did you see the contract the Falcons gave Harrington? They got zitowned.

zitowned by drewjk1979 April 30, 2008