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Sticky Swimmers Ear 

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.
" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max

sticky ears 

His sticky ears made his computer crash.
sticky ears by kso March 13, 2008

stick my dick in your ear 

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.
If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

stick a dick in my ear 

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.
Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”

stick your cock in your ear 

another way to tell someone to fuck off
to boss "if you think i'm working late tonight you can stick your cock in your ear. you cunt"

go stick a dick in your ear 

An insult used to make somebody feel gay. Can be substituted for take a hike.
Hey faggot, go stick a fucking dick in your ear!