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Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!
Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.
Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

licking your postage stamp 

"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.

Stomp your kneecaps backwards 

Basically a threat where you threaten to make them have chicken knees
I’m gonna stomp your kneecaps backwards!

Stomp out your sparkle

Synonymous to the expression ‘dampen your sparkle’ or ‘burst your bubble’ and should be used as such
Don’t wanna stomp out your sparkle, but I think that might be the whole point.
Stomp out your sparkle by metawhore November 30, 2021

rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.
Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back