Qtumpkin 

The act of cleaning one's ears with a cotton swab (Q-tip) while recieving a blumpkin.

Last night Lucy gave me such an awesome Qtumpkin that I allmost punctured my ear drum.

Qtumpkin by builderben April 2, 2008

Qumpkin 

The act of recieving oral sex from a woman while taking a shit and listening to Queen.

My wife gave me a Qumpkin for our anniversary. Now, I can't listen to Bohemian Rhapsody without getting a boner.

Qumpkin by The_Champions January 25, 2011