FreezLink 

A word to use when you do bad in school

FreezLink :i cant believe Igot all F's on my report card I don't think im passing this grade

FreezLink's friends: how in the fu*k did you get all F's
FreezLink: i dont know maybe im just stupid

FreezLink's friends: you know what this means

FreezLink: ummmmm no

FreezLink's: you have to be a fat sad deppressed gay child who sits in his room playing xbox who get's all F's on his report cards and says his Phone number,name,and god dam Adress on xbox whos mom even said to him that she does not like him.
FreezLink: ........... i ...... i need new friends

Child1:oh no no no no

Child2:what's wrong
Child1:i got all F's on my report card I don't know what to do
Child2:you know what this means you not human your a FreezLink

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FreezLink by Piyxk April 18, 2021

FreezLink 

freezlink:i cant believe i got all F's on my report card I don't think i'm passing this grade
freezlink's friends: how did you get all F's
freezlink: I don't know maybe i'm just stupid

freezlink's friends: you know what that means

freezlink: ummmmmmm no

freezlink's friends:you have to be a fat sad deppressed gay child who sits in his room playing xbox all day who get's all F's on his report cards and says his phone number,name,and EVEN ADDRESS on xbox to a random strager who's mom said to his face that she does not like you

freezlink:..........i..........i need new friends

Child1:oh no no no no
Child2:what's wrong

Child1:i got all F's on my report card and I don't know what to do

Child2: you know what that means your human your a FreezLink

FreezLink by Piyxk April 19, 2021

freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.

I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!

Freeline Skates by Pwickle January 12, 2012

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.

Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!

Freezing my tits off. by Acky190 February 9, 2009

freegling 

The act of giving away or receiving free goods when using a Freegle (local reuse) group.

1. Freegling is what freeglers do.

2. Keep on freegling!

3. I enjoy freegling with my local Freegle community.

freegling by Boa Lender September 14, 2009

Freethinkers of the South 

A groundbreaking Facebook group made up mostly of atheists south of Mason Dixon line, and Clint.

Benjamin Green is a genius for starting Freethinkers of the South.

Freethinkers of the South by sabrinackleback June 18, 2011