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White Mage 

The one who PICKS UP THE PEEPLZ WITH THE OWWEEZ AND THE BOOBOOS.

A very curious creature, seemingly and unintentionally attracts the Black Mage.

And is then dealt with even more curious pick-up lines.
Black Mage: Are you from Venus?

White Mage: Uh no, why?.

Black Mage: Cause' baby, your ass is outta' 'dis world!
White Mage by Meterex December 20, 2010

White Mage 

White Mage
n. 1. A term used commonly in fantasy. Symbolizes priest without duty to religion. 2. A class in Final Fantasy and likely other videogames. 3. An 8-bit character, who Black Mage has a crush on.
See also white magic
1. Theres a White Mage in Rotterdam.
2. My party has a White Mage. Nyah nyah.
3. Better watch out for White Mages hammer.
White Mage by Cyclone231 April 22, 2004

White Mage 

"That's right! I'm the White Mage! And nobody, fucks, with the White Mage!
White Mage by Dordobolong June 2, 2021

White Mage 

Wielder of White Magic. Uses healing powers to strenghten and heal allies. Also can use magic to harm the undead. In Final Fantasy, it is one of the most important jobs. Generally a woman. In FFXI, this job is usually left to the Tarutaru. If you play this job, you can be spammed for continuous cures by the dead people you pass. Also the job class with the weakest defense.
Deadguy: raise me!
WhiteMage: Why?
Deadguy: cuz youre a white mage! it's ur job!
WhiteMage: *casts magic*
Deadguy: Yes!!!!!11! Woot!!!
Goblin hits WhiteMage for 1425 points of damage.
WhiteMage falls to the ground.
Deadguy: u suck.
White Mage by Mattacon July 24, 2008

whitemare 

A nightmare that only a white person would have.
Tim: I had a total whitemare last night!

Brin: What happened?

Tim: I missed a Wolf Parade concert, Whole Foods went out of business, and I lost my Arrested Development DVD's!

Brin: Wow, that's the worst thing that could happen to a white person.
whitemare by AG451 October 30, 2008

Whitemare 

Derived from the to whitey. Whitemares occur when one is suffering from a particularly bad hangover. A whitemare generally involves being sick whilst proclaiming to oneself or others "im having a fucking whitemare!"
Ed had a total whitemare the night after he bucked ebby,maybe it was the booze or the fact she looks like a cows ass sewn up with barbed wire!
Whitemare by anders the boy wonder September 14, 2006