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iCommander 

A sad follower of Apple who thinks he can control his entire world using Apple products.

He uses a different Apple product to manage each aspect of his life.
Typically the iCommander is weighed down when travelling with so many "extremely lightweight" Apple products that the sum of their weights means he has to pay excess baggage.

iPad, iPod, iPhone, MacBook, MacChicken etc....

The iCommander is a "FanBoy on steroids" always having more of and the very latest Apple toys than his peers in any iForce he belongs to.
iCommander by blackchurch November 12, 2010
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Commander Eyebrows 

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.
Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.
Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015

Commander Shepard 

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

Cafe commander

One who feigns a knowledge of the military.
Trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!
Cafe commander by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

missile commander 

A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.
1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.

2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.

Commander Shepard 

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub
Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?