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Shoft is a word started in Bloomington, Illinois that is used to as a form of verbal victory in a canversation or debate. In basics, the word "shoft" is the new "burned" or "Boom Roasted". The word can be used in its present tense, (shoft), past tense (shofted) or future tense, (shofting). To understand this word in its full effect, please refer to the examples.
Person A: Hey whats up dawg?

Person B: Your moms a Dawg...

Person C: dang, you just got Shofted

Person B:**Cries and runs away**
Shoft by CraftyTiger Inc. September 2, 2009
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Shift Disturber 

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.
Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!
Shift Disturber by will bitten October 26, 2017
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shofty Shoft shift shaft shafted Shifter shifting Shafter shafting shafty

Shifting logs 

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

Pizza Shift 

For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.

The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.

During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.

During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.

Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.

A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.

*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.

Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Pizza Shift by NobeeCares February 5, 2023

Sheppard-Shaft

When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.
Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'
Sheppard-Shaft by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018
Refers to a resin compound that is refined using shitty pipe or bong residues, combining the words Shatter and After, it's defined as Shafter also because you are basically shafting the rules of comprehension, science, possibility, by recycling often rinsed/lossed cannabis material that accumulates in smoking equipment. Shafter is cristallised and isolated through a simple process, to a resin that is still very, very potent and rich in cannabinoids.
I don't use glass cleaning liquid with my pipe, I take that dark shitty residue and flip it in Shafter
Shafter by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019

Bart Shift 

Working a 3 hour shift at your job.
Darn! I'm not making any money, all I have is Bart Shifts this week
Bart Shift by woahace October 16, 2010