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Portubeast 

(1) Refers to a variety of hot-tempered Portuguese-American women found in the greater Fall River - New Bedford Area

(2) Any woman of Portuguese ancestry who might become easily infuriated by (a) Unclean or broken decorative plates, (b) furniture without plastic covering, or (c) substantial shortages of Madeira wine.
Jim, how's your Portubeast? I hear she made you sleep outside because you interfered with her cleaning.
Portubeast by CapybaraCanberra March 30, 2009
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A very over weight person, probably adicited to BBQ Ribs and from Texas
Wow dude look at that 'Porkbeast'

I bet that 'Porkbeast' is 2 tons of fun!
porkbeast by BeAsT May 7, 2005
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Porbeaster 

A drunken effort to say “Happy Easter” by text. Thereafter used as an expression of drunkenness.
Dude, I’m so fucking Porbeastered! No way I can make church today.”

“Have you seen Matt? He’s totally Porbeastered!”
Porbeaster by Matty Cephus April 17, 2022