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Krispy Kurth 

When you bite on the vaginal lip and it's crispy like bacon and tan like leather.
I nearly spit out my tongue getting rid of that Kristy Kurth.

I really got shut down by that Krispy Kurth last night, what a buzzkill.
Krispy Kurth by Doubleplay April 20, 2016
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1.When you have made a big mistake and become inevitably screwed.

2. when all things seem hopeless.

3. having large amounts of gas build up.
I just got a flat tire so I will be late for class, I am totally kurthed.

I just lost my wallet, I just kurthed up.

I have a burp stuck in side me, I need to kurth.
Kurthed by skeletor_01 October 21, 2011

kurthopple 

Kurthopple has many meanings, and can be used in many ways. Kurthopple can be used as a term to mean that you're going to beat the shit out of someone. It can also be used in a way to show being triggered, amazed, or even frustrated.
Bro he talked shit about me but watch I'ma kurthopple his ass tomorrow morning.

I couldn't believe the ending to that show I was kurthoppled!

She lashed out at me for no reason earlier now I'm just kurthoppled.
kurthopple by ElucidatorIzu August 9, 2019

KurtHenryJohnson 

A very cool person and someone girls love.
He is like an KurtHenryJohnson.
A term for a person into the occult. Kurths are usually smart and sarcastic, but tend to avoid people so you can never find their good side.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that new girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, she gave me the freakiest glare...
Guy 3: I heard she can do voodoo!
Guy 1: Wow, what a kurth!
Kurth by whackjob142 May 30, 2011

Tank Kurth 

Big choad energy but also fucks a lot
Omg that guy has to be a Tank Kurth
Tank Kurth by Dirty Mario Judha September 23, 2023