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the clark bar 

when anal fucking a girl, get deep enough to get a substantial amount of poo on the tip of your dick. then pull out and tell her to suck it like it contains the anti-serum. if your dong has enough poo on it, this should resemble some nasty skank enjoying a king size clark bar on a fine summer day.
"so...i was balls deep in this bitch and she yelled out Nick's name. so i pulled out and gave that ho a clark bar!"
the clark bar by DJ KNUCKLES March 8, 2005

The Clark Effect 

When playing on Clark's account for the first time, you will always lose your first few games, no matter how well you perform.
Dang, even though Clark's account is 1600sr and I'm 3500sr, I still played like trash and lost my first 3 games. It must be the Clark Effect.

The Clark Effect 

When playing on Clark's account for the first time, you will always lose the first few games and perform horribly no matter how skilled you are.
Dang, I hopped on Clark's account and even though he's 1600sr and I'm 3500sr, I still got rolled by some Silvers. It must be the Clark Effect.

The Clark Kent

When through most of your daily life your an introvert but when it comes to relationships and sex you're the dominant one.
"Don't let their looks fool you sure they take shit from a lot of people But I hear they're a real Clark Kent when it comes to their love life."
i.e The Clark Kent
The Clark Kent by Carmillaneedles November 12, 2019

The Dick Clark 

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".
Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.
The Dick Clark by CDouble January 9, 2007

clark the canadian hockey goalie 

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.
clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"