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choke my chicken 

Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)
After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.
choke my chicken by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

My Chicken In A Pool

My Chicken in a pool means that a piece of chicken is very soggy. It is known to be a great pet.
1. I found a ''my chicken in a pool'' last night at Noah's house last night and it's an awesome pet.

2. My chicken in a pool is very soggy.

I almost dropped my chicken. 

The name for an inside joke of an inside joke.
First friend: “What are you guys talking about?”
Second friend: “Oh, don’t worry about it. I almost dropped my chicken.”
Third friend: “LOL” *high five*

Juggle my chicken 

Slang for masturbation. Rumoured to come from the Gearhead himself.
Noel: doing anything tomorrow mate?
Goslin: Nah, just gonna juggle my chicken for a bit.
Juggle my chicken by cumwhore69 April 13, 2017

Oh my Chicken Nuggets 

Phrase to denote either frustration or suprise. simlar to "oh my lanta" or "oh my gosh"
"Oh my chicken nuggets, you have to be kidding me"

I like hot sauce on my chicken 

"Hotsauce", meaning semen, and "chicken" as in womens breasts. So it's a lesser dirty way of saying I like jizz on a girls tits.
I always tell girls I sleep with " I like hot sauce on my chicken".