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A cat can be called a pussycat
A cat by A cat cat cat July 8, 2019
a type of animal created to bother you every time because they feel superior and don’t give a fuck about you unless it’s petting them, but they’re so cute you can’t ignore them.
I heard something meowing!”
“Oh it’s always a cat.”
A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.
P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!
A Cat by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022
a person who’s taking a long time, playing, procrastinating or just not really interested.
You catting off we were supposed to be gone a while a go.

You a cat I knew you didn’t want to do it.
A cat by Backwoodgee August 9, 2022
Uma do rock garota extremamente chamativa, mas mentalmente maluca
"vc so pode ser uma Cat pra amar o Varg"
A Cat by O João de cada dia August 19, 2022

a cat block 

This occurs when one or more napping or resting cats block the way through areas such as stairs or doors.
Susie said "mommy Fluffy and Muffy have the stairs in a cat block!"
a cat block by I, Wreckerrr August 14, 2020