Tommy McMurtry 

A deeply homophobic/ transphobic bigoted man. May or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins.

"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"

Tommy McMurtry by InsectUncle June 2, 2019

tommy mcmurtry 

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.

Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”

tommy mcmurtry by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019

Tommy McMurtry 

Synonymous to pumpkin sexual.

Hey I heard you were experimenting with pumpkins?

Nah I'm fully committed to being a Tommy McMurtry!

Tommy McMurtry by Arishoks June 3, 2019

Tommy McMurtry 

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.

Mark: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Nick: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”

Tommy McMurtry by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019

Tommy McMurtry 

A guy who fucks pumpkins

Tommy McMurtry’s dick is light orange by this point. 🍆 🎃

Tommy McMurtry by I’m going to play guitardrums June 8, 2019

Tommy McMurtry 

A homophobic bigot who may or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins

Dude 1: “Dude, you fuck pumpkins? Isn’t your dick orange by now?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, and my dick is orange, I want it to look just like the dick of Tommy McMurtry!”
Dude 1: “Um, Siri, where’s the nearest therapy center?”

Tommy McMurtry by LongDongSIlver42069 July 9, 2019

Tommy McMurtry 

The state of being attracted to humanoids with pumpkin heads.

"I'm not saying that he's Tommy McMurtry, but I am saying that we don't really know."

Tommy McMurtry by justapumpkin May 31, 2019