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wow doing me a fascinate 

A meme where usually a dog is confronted by another animal that they've never seen before. They have a meme-y response.
Doggo: "omgosh who r u"
Turtle: "i shell boi"
Doggo: "wow doing me a fascinate"

morbid fascination 

something what you know you don't like and is disgusting/scary but you can't help but watch.
Morbid Fascination:
Giovanna plowman tampon video is gross, and may make you feel sick, but you can't help but watch.
morbid fascination by PC Plod September 21, 2013

fascinating

It’s fascinating to look at these photos and see how critical the roles were that the animals served.
fascinating by ASALBARIO March 6, 2016

Fascinaziburaucraticism 

A form of government that is a combination of Fascism, Naziism, and Bureaucracy. For example Fascinaziburaucraticism would be if you had six cows, the government took all of them, shot one. Milked three, poured one third of the milk down the drain, sold the other two thirds to you, and then shot you. It is mostly a playful joke, because examples of Facism, Naziism, and Bureaucracy are as follows:

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, milks them, and sells the milk to you.

Naziism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
"Wow I am not voting for the Fascinaziburaucraticism party of America, It's all of the bad governments... combined!"

fascinate 

Children have always been fascinated with dinosaurs, especially the tyrannosaurus rex.
fascinate by Loverksa99 October 19, 2015

Bored Fascination 

When you are so bored, anything moving is interesting.
When John was taking a test, he he used the power of bored fascination to entertain himself with a ladybug
Bored Fascination by ninjacow October 18, 2010