Chicago waffle 

Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.

"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."

Chicago waffle by SloppyToppy November 3, 2015

Chicago waffle 

Taking a dump on someone’s latptop key board then shutting the lid

I Chicago waffled Greg the other day, needless to say he was not amused

Chicago waffle by The meme god August 22, 2018

Chicago waffle 

when you shit in someones laptop and close the lid

I just gave a Chicago waffle to Casey

Chicago waffle by ry5tygfgvbvvmhl February 8, 2018

Chicago Waffle 

A Feline with Pitched Black And Creamed White Fur

This Cat is a Chicago Waffle!

Chicago Waffle by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018