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Morgan Freeman 

Morgan Freeman by Octosc August 24, 2017

morgan freeman's voice 

Morgan Freeman's voice is by far the sexiest voice in the entire universe.
Morgan Freeman's voice is godlike.

The Morgan Freeman 

When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.
My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.
The Morgan Freeman by Thompison333 October 17, 2019

Morgan Freeman Law 

If a movie, TV special, or any source of entertainment that involves with Morgan Freeman, then it is worth watching. Even if the story is horrible or confusing, you have to admit that Morgan Freeman did a great job in that production because it's Morgan Freeman. For example, Evan Almighty has a horrible story, but the only reason why you would want to watch it all over again it's because of Morgan Freeman. Another example is The Love Guru. That movie is horrible from the start to finish, but the only thing you would praise about that movie is Morgan Freeman's voice because it's Morgan Freeman.
Guy 1: Dude, Now You See Me was confusing!
Guy 2: I know right? But I'm here for Morgan Freeman!
Guy 1: Why man?
Guy 2: The Morgan Freeman Law. He's pretty kickass in it.
Morgan Freeman Law by MorFree September 14, 2013

Morgan Freeman 

Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.
Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
Morgan Freeman by Lily Miera March 3, 2008

Sleeping Morgan Freeman 

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.
"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."