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Bonduel Beartrap 

When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.
Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"

Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"

Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."

Bonduel Meat Fest 

Since all of the "good women" have been "taken" by the time they are 15 years old, a common practice in Bonduel is for the men to get together in the gravel drive of the trailer park and bond. The Bonduel Meat Fest generally starts with innocent beer drinking and trash talking but ends with strange homo-erotic sausage stuffing challenges.
Guy 1: ..."and I said that is a dead parrot mother fucker!"
Guy 2: "Wow, that is some awesome shit."
Guy 3: "Fucking a, you are awesome"
Guy 4: "Yes, you are awesome"
Guy 5: "You are awesome too"
Guy 6: "Living in the Bonduel trailer park is awesome."
Guy 7: "Really awesome, who wants to pack some meat?"
Guys: "Time to stuff some sausage, it is a Bonduel Meat Fest!"
a garbage godbridger that autoclicks i mean dragclicks
guy 1 -omg do you guys know bobdoe
guy 2 -yes he is the autoclicking n00b
BOBDOE by BOBDOE BEST WW December 2, 2020

bobdesqe 

Having or showing very bobd like qualities, generally of a twisted nature.
<jared> n8, that was a very bobdesqe comment
bobdesqe by mostron8 March 13, 2003

bobduncaned 

To be fondled in the genital area by a really creepy person
Three boys were bobduncaned in the school yard.
bobduncaned by john wilson November 21, 2003
A cracked outbut understandably sweet bandslash pairing of Panic! at the Disco's Brendon Urie and My Chemical Romance's Bob Bryar.
fangirl 1: omg i'm readingthis totally hot bobden fic i found on Livejournal!

fangril 2: Bobden?! O RLY?!
Bobden by Jacquelinetehficmeister December 27, 2007