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Touch Up 

The act of cleaning one's asshole after a day of activity or a possible shart or leaky asshole situtation.
Usually about an hour after eating at Beto's, I am in serious need of a touch up.

I beat my dick off so hard yesterday, that I needed to touch up my swass.
Touch Up by Capt. Scrotal Tuck February 21, 2009

Touch up 

When a girl shaves her area even if it's only been a few days And there's nothing there.
"Yeah I was gonna smash David but I felt gross without my touch up!"
Touch up by Jason3245 May 2, 2018

Touch Up Toke 

When you already smoked a joint, but you’ve come down just a bit from your high and you just need a few tokes more to get just as high again. A touch up (like a paint job), a refresher toke.
I know we smoked not long ago but I could use a touch up toke before we start the movie.
Touch Up Toke by StephRoe April 16, 2020

NASA "Touch Up" 

Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.
Madonna is getting so old so old her photoshoots require a NASA "Touch Up".
NASA "Touch Up" by Faymkonzi June 1, 2019

touch me tease me feel me up 

the main part from love talk by wayv
some guy on youtube also made a news video about being addicted to it but i forgot the name
kun: i can hear it callin' from where you are loving the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up
kun: call me when it's after dark something in the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up

the thing that when you touch it you throw up 

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up
"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."