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kitties titties 

Similar to the phrase “the bees knees” but with much more passion. If you're the kitties titties you're basically the shit. You've done something pretty damn good to be given this title.
Wow the variety show was really amazing this year!

Ya our student council is the kitties titties.

glitter kitties

Glitter Kitties is a nickname for an NFL team called the Jacksonville Jaguars. This nickname was coined in part because of the super sparkly helmets that said Jaguars wear. Jaguars are of course a large variety of cat. So, it wasn't much of a leap for people to start calling them the "Glitter Kitties."

This nickname is thought to have been coined by Indianapolis Colts fans. Even if that is not the case, we do hereby take credit for said coining of the nickname
Bob: I heard that the Glitter Kitties might be moving to LA.

Bill: I heard that too. Most of their fans have lost faith in them.

Bob: Haha, that's pretty sad.

Bill: Yeah, but we hate the Glitter Kitties, so it's kind of funny too!

Bob: That is true. Go Colts!
glitter kitties by Enigma89 December 13, 2010

release the kitties 

Famous last words you don’t want to hear, because it means you are about to be killed by a horde of ruthless, predatory kitties. Made famous by Metalpocalypse.
When Bottom said, “Release the kitties,” I knew my death would be slow, painful, and certain.

bump kitties 

Rob: Did Ashley and Ange just go to the bathroom together
Mike: Yeah they are going to bump kitties!!!
bump kitties by Mike Lichtersnatch February 27, 2011
The act of softly striking a peer resembling that of a kitten playing with it's yarn.
Yo this foo just came up and gave a kitties!
Kitties by Tig Skew March 27, 2004

Sweater Kitties 

Breasts, implying cuteness rather than size, as of sweater puppies. Thought to be used more in geek subculture.
"I can't believe it! Ghastly signed my sweater kitties!"
Sweater Kitties by Alexxan April 16, 2006