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Viggo Mortensen 

A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.
"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."
Viggo Mortensen by Rhysel Ash April 11, 2005

Viggorgasm 

This is when Viggo Mortensen gives you an orgasm whether it is in your fantasies, from watching the big screen, or if you are lucky enough to get physical with this cowboy.
The first time I had a Viggorgasm was when I was first watching Hidalgo! I was literally screaming at the movie's climax!!
Viggorgasm by Soybean December 15, 2008
(noun)
VEE-guh-doe
vee-GO-toe (Italian inflection)

Any interesting fact or piece of trivia that is well-known among a demographic, and which newcomers use to impress their new friends (who have already heard the fact many times before).

Alternatively, the fact may be told TO the uninitiated, in an attempt to impress or bore them.

Derives from "Viggo's Toe", an incident where Viggo Mortensen (playing Aragorn in The Two Towers) went off-script and screamed in genuine pain, because he had actually broken his toe while kicking a deceptively heavy helmet. This fact, while interesting, is one of the most famous "behind-the-scenes" bits of trivia across the entire Lord Of The Rings fandom.
Kyle: "Did you know that Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss hated each other during the filming of the Matrix movies?"
Chad: "Everyone knows that, it's a classic viggoto."
Viggoto by eatfresh4evr October 5, 2021

Viggo Mortensen 

He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.


SO hot.
OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..
Viggo Mortensen by AgentOrangie January 18, 2005
To be subject to unexpected male nudity. Coined after Viggo Mortensen's nude scene in Eastern Promises.
I was watching the new Joaquin Phoenix bio-pic and got hard Viggo'd five minutes in.
Viggo'd by siris4444 December 28, 2010
the hot-ass man that plays the Gondorian King and the cowboy AND that sexy artist dude (A Perfect Murder)See also: viggolicious
Viggo is SO damn sexy!!
Viggo by Lor June 30, 2004