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crack vagina 

Vagina so good, you get addicted. In severe cases you will ruin your life for it.
She has a crack vagina, I'm going to have to go back again.
crack vagina by Oof kaboom February 25, 2022

vagina crackers 

old, crusty, vagina; usually that of a grandmothers; crustyness in the vaginal area
well your mom has vagina crackers, I saw them when i did her
vagina crackers by penismen April 3, 2010

avocado cracker vagina 

Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina

snap crackle vagina 

This move can only be performed by a serious stud. The girl you are doing needs to be completely mesmerized that she doesn't even know what's going on. Then you carefully slide your dick out and in her vagina you shove a condom full of fireworks. Light those babies before she realizes and you my friend will have performed the snap crackle vagina.
Just as Cindy thought Johnny was about to say I love you, he shoved a condom full of fireworks into her vagina, and lit them up.
"Haha bitch yo ass has just experienced the snap crackle vagina"
snap crackle vagina by coolcat456 January 21, 2009