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A flerp is the word used to greet someone and leave them bemused as to what you just meant.
<to jodi> Flerp
<from jodi> what does that mean
<to jodi> nothing really

5 mins later jodi updates FB status to... "What does flerp mean"

HA
Flerp by Gorgeousal2410 June 20, 2010
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(noun, verb, or adjective)
to spasm or move around violently, can be good or bad
- Did you hear that trumpet flerp?
- I feel flerpy today!
- You're such a flerp.
Flerp by hogwartschica November 6, 2011
A fart emanating from the tip of the penis. However that works.
I was pushing so hard I had to flerp after.
flerp by Bill Stains November 1, 2007
A flerp is when you are looking for a word but forget as soon as your saying it so all that comes out is gibberish
The other day I was trying to say squirrel but then I had a flerp
Flerp by Blerh August 14, 2018
emo kid: this song is so sad it makes me so sad it's so emotional
~
me:flerp flerp flerp flerp flerp!
flerp by 'moke bowl September 23, 2005
fuckin loser emo retard pansies
!
fuckyou loser emo retard pussies
You're tho emothional,flerp flerp flerp.
flerp by crack fiends September 23, 2005