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The percentage of people who know that you can come up with statistics to prove anything.
Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.
Kent: I see.
Forfty by Unfortunately Enough... February 3, 2021
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i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda 

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

Forty-Line Stare

The infamous moment in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in which Remus Lupin and Sirius Black hold each other's gazes for a length of approximately forty lines. Used frequently as evidence by Remus/Sirus shippers.
A: Remus/Sirus is so canon!
B: No it's not!
A: Yeah, it is! Check out the Forty-Line Stare in OotP!
Forty-Line Stare by dyehigh13 November 15, 2007

Edward Fortyhands 

A drinking game in which a person has 40s taped or otherwise attached to their hands, and is not allowed to remove them until they are both consumed.
Should result in old-fashioned rowdiness and/or vomiting.
Jessica: "Hey, let's pick up some Hurricanes and play Edward Fortyhands tonight!"

Liz: "Okay, but you better not puke like last time."
Edward Fortyhands by Liz T. January 3, 2007
A declaration that you have messed up and are in over your head. Coined by overweight producer Randall Emmett Who is known as Harvey Weinstein light.

You know the vibes
Person 1: I want the money you owe me.

Person 2: I'm sorry Fofty I don't have it.

Person 3: Fuck that I want my money Monday is coming you know the vibe.
fofty by Streaze April 29, 2019
The best youtuber all time, often viewers are mind blown by the amazing content he creates. Those who watch his content are elevated to a new dimensional plane. Some say the word is associated with the Warhammer 40K universe, other say it relates to wisdom, intellect, and strength. In any case, Forty-K's content is astounding and enthralling, this is mirrored by his fans enjoyment & his constantly returning viewers.
Yo how's it hanging Forty-K, aren't u that YouTuber guy
Forty-K: Wallahi my brudda, yup thats me
Forty-K by Forty-K January 31, 2023
"My ho fucked up on the gram and now i gotta pay Fofty the million he lent me over the last 6 years."

"I said I'm sorry Fofty"
Fofty by FoftyQueen April 28, 2019