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WindowsVista 

A scramble for money upgrade which offers no true advantage over the previous.
"Man, I just sold that guy a metal tube for his intake and told him it would make his car faster... that was a good WindowsVista!!"
WindowsVista by Diggie January 15, 2007

WindowsVista 

The official name for Microsoft's upcoming version of Microsoft Windows.
"Vista", in Lithuanian, means "chicken".

Windows3.1tan

a wikian on the proseka wiki. she promises she's sane but im pretty sure thats a lie.
if you call her windows or use he/him on her, beware, for she is in your walls.
'yo windows is so sane'
'who tf is windows?'
'windows3.1tan??? on the proseka wiki??'
'did you just call her WINDOWS????????'
'um. yeah?? is that not the name???'
'yeah um. *points at her running towards you* you might wanna run'
'oh. i thought his name was windows...'
'HIS???'
'are those not his pronouns?'
'*points at her running to you at double speed* if you value your life, run.'
Windows3.1tan by anonymous November 26, 2023