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The "Merlin" 

When your at mardi gras, standing on a balcony and see someone you dont like. You whip it out, wack it off, and shoot your load into your hand. Then, throw the load off the balcony while reciting the word "Merlin"
Jack: Hey, isn't that your girlfriend making out with that guy down there?
Jim: Grrrrrrrr... "MERLIN"
The "Merlin" by littlejo2k December 21, 2004

The "Merlin" 

a wizard with a long beard and a pointy hat with stars on it
not to be confused with 'Gandalf the grey', like i did, around lots of people. in the movies IT JUST GETS WORSE
The "Merlin" by Kimmy Booth January 18, 2005

Blinding the Merlin 

So Fanboys made you curious about this one too?
"That's what you do, you aim for the eye, grab the lip, and lead her around the room. Blinding the Merlin."
Blinding the Merlin by hWnd85 December 8, 2010

Merlin The Show 

Shatters your heart into a million pieces when it ends.
Merlin was the reason i sobbed today.
“merlin the show” means sadness

Blinding the Marlin 

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.
My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin 

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."