Hoom;) 

a sad person who just wants to not die alone :(
all life can offer has failed him and his attractiveness failed harder ;)
driven by fear but not of death or the brutal unforgiving killer known as time
human just hopes to be slaughtered by time knowing someone will know a perfectly good story

as all lives are a good story

but the fear of this one going untold is a feeling of terror and horror

but as he goes forward his life falls apart

everyone who knows of the story has left and this sharpens the pain of being forgotten

Hoom;) is in pain

Hoom;) by HumanShield2004 January 28, 2021

Hoom 

A moan, to be used when other people don't do as you ask them to or when you want to annoy them, so that they do what you ask them to

If you don't get me a drink then I'll hoom at you!

Hoom by jazza January 18, 2003

Hoom 

A dyslexic Homo (or Homosexual).

Look at the writing in this new one man play about a homo's traverse in life. I think the writer has dyslexia...

He's a hoom then.

Hoom by Rhompy November 19, 2010

hoom 

Female external genitalia.

Oh man, her hoom is droopy as hell. Looks like sleeve of wizard.

hoom by Pete Crawford December 9, 2007

Hoom 

Hoom, short for hooman which is just an odd, but fun, way of saying human

Bro! You’re my favourite hoom

Hoom by anonymous December 10, 2020

Hoom 

Hoom, short for hooman which is just an odd, but fun, way of saying human

Bro! You’re my favourite hoom

Hoom by anonymous December 10, 2020

Hoom 

Hooms are housing that has the sole purpose of financial speculation - not accommodation

The entire Australian housing market is hoomers swapping hooms with each other

Dude, that place is going for $1.2m and it only has one bathroom

Who cares bro, its a hoom, not a home - thing will double in 5 years

Hoom by AndyFastow January 3, 2024