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Assfishing 

When a girl takes a mirror selfie and her ass looks big yet it doesn’t appear to look like that in person.
Did you see Janet’s story? She’s definitely assfishing those guys.
Assfishing by alphamoth69 November 5, 2019
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Aschishin 

A PERSIAN assassin. This was a group started by Hassan. The word Aschihsin is PERSIAN and means "Follower of Hassan". They were given hashish to put them to sleep, NOT TO TEMPT THEM. It was also LIQUID, not smoked. It put them into a deep sleep.

He did this when they were young, so that they could be transported to a false, garden-like paradise, with temptations otherwise not permitted, such as women and alchohol. They were promised to be able to return if they fought for Hassan. Therefore, Hashish is NOT what he used to tempt them, therefore the word haschishin is very likely an ancient misconception.

Marco Polo is one major source of this infomation: "The Old Man kept at his court such boys of twelve years old as seemed to him destined to become courageous men. When the Old Man sent them into the garden in groups of four, ten or twenty, he gave them hashish to drink. They slept for three days, then they were carried sleeping into the garden where he had them awakened."- one of Marco Polo's accounts.

This word developed into "Hassassin" then became what we call it today: assassin.

As far as in the media, there is only one major account: "Assassins Creed", a revolutionary game for PS3 and Xbox 360. They have the innacurate name, haschihsin, however.

There was also an appearance in one of Dan Brown's books, "Angels & Demons", where there was supposedly a descendant called the Hassassin. The portrayal of them, however, was horribly innacurate. They were portrayed as ruthless, sex and drug addicted freaks who enjoy murdering, and killing in sadistic ways. As you can see, its far from the truth, but he writes in a convincing way, therefore most people sadley think that they ARE truely freaks.

Note: Some of the historical information in this article may not be 100% accurate, but is probably closer to the truth than most things.
The aschishin seemed to be a normal member of the crowd, until the opportune moment arrived, and when it did, he murdered the ruthless crusader.
Aschishin by jahjahlive November 4, 2007

assisting 

A helping hand when kneading a partner to help with masturbating.
She will be assisting me during my personal heights of euphoria.
assisting by jmpalmieri00 July 30, 2016
Ashishi is probably the last name of the HOTTEST man alive. Very few ashishis. (ASHI- SHI)
Mr. ashishi is looking hot today 👍✨😏👋
ashishi by Hsijsjsjsbbs March 16, 2021

Shishing 

Action to take the train to go eat some delicious shish with our best shishing friends.
Anyone want to go shishing for lunch?
Shishing by DitesNonAuTraitre October 11, 2019

Shishing 

The act of smoking a shisha from a hookah
What are you doing?

I'm shishing
Shishing by Kaisercrispy January 18, 2022