dumbkin 

A dumb (badly carved) Halloween pumpkin.

(Credit to Dean at Peggy's expense)

E: Hey Dean, nice Jack o' Lanterns on your porch.
D: Thanks -- the one on the left is mine.
E: Very cool.
D: And the other one's Peggy's...total dumbkin.
E: You're so mean, Dean.
D: It is what it is.

dumbkin by JohnnyAZ October 16, 2007

Dumbkin 

A hate fandom name the normal name is dunkins but the haters (Zoe fanpage) call them dumbkins

The worst dumbkin is spice.chvr

Ugh dumbkins

Dumbkin by Usersssssssssss March 14, 2021

turtle dumpkin 

(also spelled turdle dumpkin) a massive bowel movement resembling the shape of a turtle.

"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"

"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."

turtle dumpkin by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017

Dumbling 

Wearing unintelligent jewelry

Seriously dude? Wearing a 24 carat gold chain with your hoodie? Stop dumbling...

Dumbling by ju13s February 5, 2012

flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

Dumbinicans

Mostly feeble-minded, doltish, half-witted group of Hispanics from the Caribbean peninsula of Dominican Republic, who move to either New Jersey, Connecticut or New York to ultimately put up either a Barbershop, Hair Salon or Bodega. Other notorious occupations include driving taxis, buses or any other form of public transportation with complete disregard for the traffic laws of this country.

They are the proud unimaginative creators of the musical genres known as "Bachata" and "Merengue"; an obnoxiously played-out sound that they cannot go 5 minutes without listening to. Most tend to be extremely arrogant, narcissistic and egotistical; especially the younger generation, who spend most of their time smoking hookah, drinking beer with tomato juice and bragging about all the imaginary money they make at their imaginary jobs. The women often have very attractive, voluptuous bodies yet they tend to have bad acne do to all the fried plantain and salami they're diet consists of. They also have a hideous accent that can only be appreciated by the most moronic, ignorant person.

Dumbinican talking: " Oye loco! Que lo que?! Eh diablo pero ete tigere se paso con la vaina esa q escribió en el Diccionario urbano! "

Annoyed person: " This bus driver is so ghetto. Fuckin Dumbinicans."

Dumbinicans by jägerbinginjerzyboy973 November 8, 2014

Double Dumpkin 

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!

Double Dumpkin by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004