Kartofel

Its a common word used in many occasions , the proper meaning of this term "Potato".
This can be used in 1st Person shooting games or insulting a stupid child :D

*flips tabl3* " GOD DAMMIT!!! I can't seem to aim properly! I clearly hit him like 10 times.....ugh stupid Kartofel aim -_-"
"Zabij sie, jebane dziecko ziemniaczane!"

Kartofel by TurbroGaming November 21, 2017

KARTOFEL

Is actually German for POTATO, but can be used to indicate that the person you are calling 'Kartofel' is stupid or has no clue

He/she is such a KARTOFEL!

KARTOFEL by Garrett Wintergreen July 29, 2008

Kartofel

Kartofel is A very cool discord user and is definitely an e girl

Kartofel Troll get trolled absolutely trolled

Kartofel by Literally your mother January 22, 2021

kartoffelkopf 

This is the German word for "potato head". A rather silly and only slightly denigrating insult, it is mainly used to confuse people.

person 1: Haha I am smarter than you! Did you think that I would fall for the can of nuts trick? Kartoffelkopf!

prankster: huh?

person 1: That's right! I also know German!

kartoffelkopf by Marty Larel February 25, 2006

Kartoffelheit 

, the (Noun)

Society phenomena and behavior, displaying typical German virtues such as punctuality, sleeping with the window tilted open, or general criticism of any situation. Often used in intercultural surroundings in Germany, e.g., where expats face limits from bureaucracy or narrow-minded thinking.

F: "Man, the weather was too good the past few days."
D: "Come on, your Kartoffelheit limits you from enjoying the summer."

Kartoffelheit by swipe80 August 27, 2023

kartoffelspalten 

THE GREATEST FUCKING GERMAN WORD EVER!!!!

CAN I ORDER A CHEESEBURGER WITHA. SIDE KARTOFFELSPALTEN

kartoffelspalten by lol poundcake September 23, 2017

Kartoffeladoption 

du bist adoptiert..
trifft nur auf dich zu, weil du eine kartoffel bist

niemand (deine Eltern) mag dich, weil Kartoffeladoption

Kartoffeladoption by echterdeutscherkaktus August 13, 2022