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hand lemon 

The accurate term for the sport commonly known as American Football. This term is more accurate because in this sport, a lemon-shaped "ball" primarily comes into contact with players' hands, rather than their feet. In contrast, the sport referred to as football globally is accurately named, because the spherical ball primarily comes into contact with players' feet.
I went to the sports bar expecting to watch Champions League but they had hand lemon on every TV!

I was talking to my friend about football, and she went off on a tangent about the Denver Broncos! Americans and their hand lemon, am I right?

Every time I try to watch Bundesliga, the sports bars don't even have the right channel... It's like all they care about is hand lemon and baseball!
hand lemon by beeranne January 21, 2021
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Lemon Hand Grenade 

A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.
"I just emptied half my fruit bowl trying to give my girl a Lemon Hand Grenade!"

Arizona Lemonade Hand Job 

The act of pulling out lemons from another persons ass hole.
Person 1: You know what they say... when life gives you lemons

Person 2: You stick em in your girlfriends ass and pull a Arizona Lemonade hand job

Person 1: Oh I heard that is pretty refreshing
Person 2: Quenches my thirst! 👍🏼

Handleman 

When a female has overlapping labia, often in a shape similar to this {}.
Yo Roger, you score with Maddie last night? Nah she a handleman, I didn't want parts.
Handleman by TheRealBeezuz January 27, 2021

Damn Skippy Handleman

It means you blew it. It originated from the popular television show "Family Ties" in which the character named "Skippy Handleman" always messed things up with his clutsy and nerdy behavior. The phrase started as an expansion of the popular phrase Damn Skippy.
Damn Skippy Handleman! Next time you better get her digits!