Rjesus 

A man who is always online but never answers his fucking dms or texts.

Rjesus needs to answer his dms more, hes not a damn celebrity.

Rjesus by MonsterDash January 17, 2021

resus fetish 

A fetish for things such as CPR, Defibrillation, and other forms of resuscitation. Someone who has a resus fetish might roleplay with a shocking tool, or do mock CPR on their partner, or have it done on them.

Hey, want to do some resus roleplay? I have a resus fetish.

resus fetish by Bread Fetish May 14, 2017

dick-to-mouth resuscitation 

A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.

Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"

dick-to-mouth resuscitation by christzak December 9, 2008

complex resuscitation 

when your women starts seizing mid sex and u need to do CPR. take your dick out of the vaginal always area and grab the defibrillator then carefully place said defibrillator pads on the women’s chest and side, arm the machine, once machine is armed u stick you dick back inside that seizing pussy and start chest compressions, thrusting hips and arms into the women at a steady 100 bpm. if machine says ready, shock women while dick is still balls deep inside the women. once cumming is acheived u are finished.

oh shit my girlfriend is seizing!! now i can finally try the complex resuscitation!!

complex resuscitation by adrain barboza January 17, 2019

mouth to south resuscitation 

This is generally when a girl goes down on a guy (hence the southern direction) and gives him a blowjob. Conversely this term can be used to describe a guy going down on a girl too.

He wanted a blow job so asked his girlfriend to do some mouth to south resuscitation

mouth to south resuscitation by MrSexy September 22, 2007

rhesus pieces 

The poop flug by a rhesus monkey

Had to duck at the zoo when the rhesus pieces started flying.

rhesus pieces by William Fakespeare August 7, 2010

Resuscerbation 

The act of choking a sexual partner until they stop breathing while having intercourse with them, proceeding to finish (ejaculate), then successfully performing CPR and resuscitating them.

Isabel broke up with Ryan and filed for a restraining order after he expressed a desire to try out resuscerbation the next time they had sex.

Resuscerbation by NoChillyBilly July 1, 2018