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hop on valorant 

A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex
Joe: Hey man can you hop on valorant?
Jeff: sure 😏😏

Valorant 

A CSGO and Overwatch baby that wont give me a fucking closed beta key
Hey John, let's play that new game Valorant
Valorant by DankZenyx April 11, 2020

Valorantism 

Valorantism is people who believe in Nicolo Laurent and the game itself Valorant.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play something else than Valorant?
Person 2: No, i must believe in the religion of Valorantism and ascend. I'd rather stay playing this holy made game.
Valorantism by One_is_sie June 18, 2020

Valorant Duo Appreciation Day 

Valorant Duo Appreciation Day is celebrated on October 6th. On this day, you appreciate your Valorant duo and what they've done for you.
Hey Fred. Thanks for baiting and being my pocket sage. Happy Valorant Duo Appreciation Day!!

Valorant accent

A tone of voice showing frustration or impatience. Elongating words words at the end of a sentence.
His valorant accent is annoying everyone and demonstrates his lack of patience.
Valorant accent by Stroom September 5, 2022

valorant player

A type of gamer that has never touched grass nor touched a women in their life and 99.99% chance he never will. Plays Valorant for at least 12 hours a day even tho he hates the actual game almost as much as himself. He would rather be tortured to death than talk to a person he doesn't know.
"Son how is your CSGO career going?"
"Actually, I'm a valorant player now"
"You maidenless failure get out of my house"