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Shadowstroke

-Noun or Verb shad-oh strohk
Receiving a handjob from an unseen hand or through methods such as The Stranger, where the hand is applied to the receiving member through unconventional angles and/or methods.
I was fast asleep and was awaken by an unseen shadowstroke as my fiance has carefully stuck her hand up my boxers and awoke me to the wonderful surprise of a shadowstroking alarm clock.
Shadowstroke by ROANCOCAS May 3, 2011
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Shadowstorm 

A person who hates shadow the hedgehog, still gets called shadow... despite hating everything to do with that name. Also hates Twilight and thinks that Pedophilia and Necrophilia definitely don't mix.

Also a name for a redhead guy who lives a vampiric lifestyle, yet doesn't call himself a vampire or goth or any other dark name, but admits he is dark and slightly masochistic.
Bob: Hey! Look! It's a Daywalker!
Joe: No... You're wrong, that's a Shadowstorm. You can easily tell because he has that anti-twilight shirt.

Shadowzoned 

When you message someone but they behave like you are shadow at 12 noon and barely exist. PS : Worst than seenzone.
Colo: "I was messaging Draupadi last night and she totally shadowzoned me."

Shusi: "Yeah but everyone puts you in the shadowzone Colo."
The fucking bitch put me in the shadowzone!
Shadowzoned by Colossalbeard September 20, 2016