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cootie ho 

A "cootie ho" is a human who has sexual encounters with multiple partners and does not follow sexual testing guidelines; potentially spreading cootie STI/Ds around
A cootie ho may have more than just an orgasm in store for you seeing as they rarely get tested for STI/Ds, yet have many partners back to back; potentially, they could be spreading cooties around.
cootie ho by zer0n9ne November 28, 2020
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cootie hole 

my boyfriend came over and ate my cootie hole.
cootie hole by protozoa_xtc November 10, 2010

Cootie Hooter 

A cootie hooter is a horrible slur that no one should ever be called

If someone calls you a cootie hooter you should rethink your life decisions
Gunz: Rakim you are a cootie hooter

Rakim: Wtf why
Cootie Hooter by Shizmal August 7, 2024

Hootie-Cootie 

Her hootie-cootie smelled bad.
Hootie-Cootie by dewbmeister April 13, 2024

Coogie Howser 

(Noun) A smoking hot older woman that is a board certified doctor.
Friend at Bar to You: How did it go with Coogie Howser over there?
Coogie Howser by Robert Labrusca November 14, 2013

cookie hole 

A sweet-smelling vagina with freckles. The intoxicating aroma smells similar to freshly baked pastries. But the freckles are so abundant, it resembles a chocolate chip cookie.
"You can suck my cookie hole!!"
cookie hole by KYNGP9412 November 14, 2016

Cookie Hog 

When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.
"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"
Cookie Hog by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023