Spit hand 

When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.

Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.

Spit hand by Spit hand February 9, 2015

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace 

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

Spit Handshake

An incredibly powerful sacred handshake. Only rivalled by the elusive Pinky Swear.

Spitting in your hand before shaking hands is a holy ritual amongst men...spit handshake

Spit Handshake by sanchopancho02 June 4, 2019

Spit Handshake

The act of spitting on your hand before a handshake. Only to be used for the most sacred of handshakes.

Spitting in your hand before shaking hands is a holy ritual amongst men...spit handshake

Spit Handshake by JimmyNineBalls June 9, 2014

Spit Handie 

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.

At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy

Spit Handie by mowen January 19, 2005

handy with spit 

A hand job with spit.

ez tootz your guna rip my wang off put some spit on it or something.

OooYYYaaa handy with spit

handy with spit by Mr.j131 November 10, 2010