Blumpkin Queen 

One who is the best at giving blumpkins, which is the act of sucking a man's penis while he is taking a poop on the toilet.

Lauren is the new blumpkin queen.

Blumpkin Queen by neemdawg September 3, 2010

blumpkin queen 

known all over the Blumpkin queen is the master of all things blumpkin related.
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s

Yo tyrone, you see that girl over dur?

yeah dawg i do why wassup?

she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood

i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band

blumpkin queen by big daddy dirty dick December 30, 2020

Queen of Blumpkins 

When a 28 year old blonde haired Walmart associate gives you a decent blowjob while you are on the toilet after a day filled with Indian food and spicy tacos...

Britni was so good at this, she must be the queen of blumpkins!

Queen of Blumpkins by Lind478& June 2, 2018