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lepression 

A psychological disorder characterised by very low moods and causing significant impairment of basketballing ability. This unique illness is caused by continually getting rick rolled by LeBron James and is especially prevalent among professional athletes and civilians from Toronto. While there is no cure, Torontonians hope that LeBron James will take his talents west which would mean lepression would not hit Toronto until June, if at all.
DeMar DeRozan is a long term sufferer of lepression and has a number of lepressive episodes a year; most commonly in May. These episodes are followed by 5 months of chronic lepression before building the courage to face the inevitable spiral in May of the following year.
lepression by JuiceTruth June 3, 2018

Russian Leg Press 

When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)
Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny
Russian Leg Press by juice warrior September 4, 2023

Latvian Leg Press

Verb/Action - Requires 2 people and insane fucking feet muscles. To grip a woman/man with your feet, while sitting down, and proceeding to move them up and down on your erect penis until a hard fucking orgasm.
Dude, I’m so horny, I could do a Latvian leg press!
Latvian Leg Press by gv_86 February 7, 2026