sprouting 

verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.

The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.

Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."

Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."

Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."

sprouting by LucyPleaseExplain January 22, 2009

sprouting 

During sexual intercourse, this is when couple are in the doggystyle position and the man stays still while the woman thrusts back and forth on the man's penis. Basically, the woman doing all the work during doggystyle.

"Man last night my bitch did all the work while I was fuckin her doggy"
"Oh that's the shit! Sprouting is what my bitch does best!"

sprouting by camenyogrill January 6, 2010

Sprouting 

A person gets defensive in the presence of others. Whether at a statement, or a joke taken too seriously.

Guy1: Dude, did you buy your car from my grahms?

Guy2: Shut up, you moron, no I didnt!

Guy3: (hey man, chill, this guy's sprouting)

Sprouting by Craven Angel October 1, 2008

Sprouting 

When your hair gets spiky after a long day

Person 1: hey dude, you’re sprouting again
Person 2: yeah I know.

Sprouting by KamiEatsPeaches December 3, 2021

Sprouting 

In sexual intercourse: the engorgement of feminine/female sex organs.

Typically in reference to the clitoris swelling and protruding from under it's hood and/or becoming erect.

As she lady back and began playing with her nipples, her labia became puffy and her clit jumped and pulsed before sprouting into full view as her wetness gushed and puddled under her ass

Sprouting by Professor 214 February 21, 2023

sprouting bullshit 

Originated from typos of "spouting bullshit", but later evolved into a word with a more intense connotation. It describes the act of one spouting bullshit to such a degree that it almost appears as if literal bullshit is sprouting out from their bodies.

Stop sprouting bullshit!

sprouting bullshit by QEbgs November 29, 2021

sprouting plant 

A censored phrase to use to identify that your boy part is ready to play instead of saying "I'm so hard."

It's taller than the Eiffel Tower.

It's finally awake. Time to play!

I saw his sprouting plant!

sprouting plant by a dumb kid lol April 13, 2022