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Mineshat
mineshat by AssJuiceCum69 December 7, 2020

mineskateuke 

A crazy personality that is only is showed to the bestfriend. This person enjoys Skateboarding, Minecraft and enjoys playing the Ukulele. This name is given by the best friend in a way to show that your crazy. Oompa Loompa!
You have earned the name as mineskateuke.

minnesota mineshaft 

When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.
Guy:im bored
G
Guy2:wanna fuck?
Guy: minnesota mineshaft?
Guy2:FUCK YEAH

Abandoned Mineshaft 

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV
Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "

MineShit 

Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "MineShit"
Person 1: "Whats that"
Person 2: "Shitting and playing Minecraft"
MineShit by Jandel February 10, 2014

Golden Mineshaft 

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.
Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.