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Mary on the half shell 

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.
The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.

mary on a cross

a song with the meaning of giving head to jesus
"hey have u listened to mary on a cross?"
"no i havent, what is it about?"
"heheheheheheh"

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.
Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

gift shop on the Queen Mary 

Slang term for exploring one's homosexuality when it is still at the thinly-veiled, everyone knows but it's not official yet, closet stage.
John moved out to California to work at the gift shop on the Queen Mary, if you know what I mean.
Very loyal, protectors, strong and steadfast in their beliefs. Always willing to lend a hand and help anyone in need. Able to accomplish any task set before them. Known for their never give up attitude.
My car broke down on the side Im so glad the Maryons came to the rescue
Maryon by Bmaryon June 19, 2016