BellSwell 

Like a wasteman but weirder inspired by somebody tall with a beard aka bran

Your a bellswell

BellSwell by Ck420 November 29, 2020

Bellybellenditis 

The medical term for the resulting effect of a male being grossly overweight to the point where ones penis retracts back inside ones body.

"I've heard back from my GP with my test results, turns out I've got a severe case of Bellybellenditis!"

"Fellatio is an absolute nightmare with my other half, he suffers terribly with Bellybellenditis!"

Bellybellenditis by EL+MB April 28, 2012

beefswelling

1. the process of a gaining an erection.

2. the transitional state between being sexual unaroused and becoming sexually aroused (usually in males).

Q: "Hey, do you see that hot girl over there?"

A: "Yeah, man, she's totally got me beefswelling."

beefswelling by Emperor Mirtzan August 25, 2011

Bellshill Academy 

The school that when you first step in it you want to fucking jump off the math or english balcony

bellshill academy? oh that school that’s very unhealthy and unhygienic? yeah i go there

Bellshill Academy by penisdestroyer2010 June 9, 2020

Bellshill 

A baron land in north lanarkshire full of young teams who will defo steal your shoes, north face ninjas who hand you 1.5 as an SB and the occasional junkie but nowhere near compared to its neighboring town Motherwell.

Its shite being from bellshill but at least your not from forgey

Bellshill by Lez Porter September 17, 2019

bellsweat 

The sweat on your bellend.

Man, my boxers are way to tight in this warm room. I have some serious bellsweat going on.

I'm getting a mixture of fart and bellsweat.

bellsweat by Hit me on my beeper April 4, 2008

ellswell 

A term used to mean just swell. When all is swell, you become ellswell.

Ellswell, rock on!

ellswell by Yoyoitisme November 2, 2020