coronavirus 

A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.

Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.

coronavirus by Perpendicular Bisector April 2, 2020

Coronavirus 

An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)

Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!

Coronavirus by lolggs March 21, 2020

Coronavirus 

A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.

Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS

Coronavirus by gracie1030 March 14, 2020

Coronavirus 

A stupid virus which makes people fight over toilet paper, hoard toilet paper and anything lysol.When you choke everyone freaks out.

Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it

Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies

coronavirus kills almost everyone in society

Coronavirus by SMH0318 April 7, 2020

Coronavirus 

A virus that does not last very long because it was made in China.

The Coronavirus won't last long, I mean it was made in China.

Coronavirus by B really January 27, 2020

Coronavirus 

A plague that causes an upper respiratory infection caused by some dumbass in China that ate a bat and got sick and infected everyone else

I'm in the ER. Got Coronavirus.

Coronavirus by Gage2003A3 January 29, 2020

Coronavirus 

Gods way of telling humans were fucked

I got the coronavirus cuz I don't wear a mask

Coronavirus by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020