jongel 

when you’re trying to show a dumb whore you’re an english prodigy but you say jongel instead of jungle and your whole world collapses.

me:I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
that dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

Jongle is a typo.

typos are not exactly rare occurrences.

basically you’ve failed. you have jongeled.

jongel by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020

jongel 

when you’re trying to show a dumb whore you’re an english prodigy but you say jongel instead of jungle and your whole world collapses.

me:I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
that dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

Jongle is a typo.

typos are not exactly rare occurrences.

basically you’ve failed. you have jongeled.

jongel by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020

Jongel 

when you’re trying to prove you’re an english prodigy to a dumb whore at 3 am but you accidentally say jongel instead of jungle.

me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.

Jongel by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020

Jongel 

when you’re trying to prove you’re an english prodigy to a dumb whore at 3 am but you accidentally say jongel instead of jungle.

me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.

Jongel by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020

Jongel 

when you’re trying to prove you’re an english prodigy to a dumb whore at 3 am but you accidentally say jongel instead of jungle.

me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.

Jongel by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020

Kim Jonged

1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.

3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.

"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"

"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"

Kim Jonged by denumb October 12, 2017

jonelyn 

She is a smart woman capable of doing anything problem that comes her way. Jonelyn likes to help people if they ask and will almost never start the conversation first. She unintentionally may seem like a showoff. However she is always concerned about what other people would think of her. Jonelyn need to learn that people don’t pay attention to others as much as she may think.

“Jonelyn helped me with my homework!”

jonelyn by DarlingSparow September 15, 2019