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Dylan Lewis 

Here To Get In Your House And Steal Your Muffin
Dylan Lewis by PickeDickle:) July 21, 2018

dylan lane

"Man did you see that face Dylan Lane made on last nights show?"
"Yeah, hes crazy."
dylan lane by Jennaaaaaaa August 7, 2007

dylan long 

Awesome dude who is underated because he doesnt like to attract attention

Pretentious Dylan Lover 

A person who claims to be a fan of Folk Legend Bob Dylan, but in actuality they know and like a few songs and are quite unaware of the real genius that is Dylan. They also use this love and faux knowledge of Bob Dylan to seem cool and hip in certain settings.

How a Pretentious Dylan Lover came to like Bob Dylan can be explained in a number of ways. A boy they liked could have played a Dylan song on the guitar, or they could have seen Watchmen. What ever the reason they have normally only been aware of Dylan for a few weeks and want every one to know that they know and like Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan!

A Pretentious Dylan Lover will be excited about a new Bob Dylan album, or tour, where as everyone else knows there is nothing to be excited about. A Bob Dylan song could come on the radio and a Pretentious Dylan Lover would be unaware that the song is by Bob Dylan- that is how most Pretentious Dylan Lover are in fact found out.
She doesn't really like Bob Dylan, she is just a Pretentious Dylan Lover.

Dylan Lee 

Dylan Lee is Known as the boy who smells girls toes

He is also a kiddie fiddler and loves cock in his jaw.

WHAT'S HIS NAME??? Dylan Lee AKA Your toe sniffer
Yo that Dylan lee man is a fucking toe sniffer
Dylan Lee by Dylan Lees Nose March 28, 2022

Dylan Lee 

A outgoing person with a big heart. Wants to have 4 kids, big house, nice wife & a Callidac Escalade & a Lincoln Navigator. his wife is drop dead gorgeous & she's got a nice butt and he's gotta big dick to satisfy her needs!
man, Dylan Lee is a hottie & his wife & kids are adorable!
Dylan Lee by chickenhead486 August 22, 2011