the freds

The bowel condition resulting from the consumption of mediocre southern buffet food at chain restaurants in Florida. Conditions usually include bubble guts, mudd butt and swamp ass.

I was going to start a liquid diet cleanse this week, but this case of the freds is going to clear my poop shoot out ASAP!

the freds by A "Valued" Customer November 29, 2016

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fuck the feds

IT MEANS BASICALLY FUCK THE USA FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR IT ESPECIALLY FBI, CIA, NSA, ETC

While in Federal Prison one inmate says to the other inmate FUCK THE FEDS

fuck the feds by SCSA420 June 28, 2014

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The Fred Voccola

The Fred Voccola when you hype up to a partner how sexually endowed you are, only for them to be disappointed when the rocketship you've described is actually a small dog's dick and you insist that people prefer it over your previous promises. Pretty typical of Florida based tech companies.

"I pulled The Fred Voccola on her last night and she left! Guess she doesn't like rocketships."

The Fred Voccola by KaseyNah October 11, 2023

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The Freddy

The act of dressing up as Freddy Kreuger all the way down to the knife hands (no shortcuts) while your mate is asleep....setting up cameras and then continue to have sex with them .........when they awake you yell "Welcome to prime time bitch!!"

MARCUS:"Hey Stanley my sister was acting wierd last night what did you do?"

STANLEY: "Gave her The Freddy "

The Freddy by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 January 8, 2019