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Pooductive 

Being productive whilst doing your business on the toilet. For example, replying to e-mails, reading up on the latest 'hot' news, stalking that girl you like on Facebook etc.
I was very pooductive today. That girl I like has unfriended me though.
Pooductive by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015

Pornductive 

Pornductivity Noun
Unpornductivity Noun - Antonym
Pornductive Adjective
Unpornductive Adjective - Antonym

1. The act of (not) being productive at work because of watching porn while we are supposed to be working.
– I don't have too much work this afternoon. I think it's going to be a very pornductive afternoon!
– The boss is not having much work as usual. He hasn't taken his eyes off the screen, so he must be having a very pornductive day.
Pornductive by Morrissex February 29, 2016

Pornductive 

Pornductivity Noun
Unpornductivity Noun - Antonym
Pornductive Adjective
Unpornductive Adjective - Antonym

1. The act of (not) being productive at work because of watching porn while we are supposed to be working.
– I don't have too much work this afternoon. I think it's going to be a very pornductive afternoon!
– The boss is not having much work as usual. He hasn't taken his eyes off the screen, so he must be having a very pornductive day.
Pornductive by Morrissex February 29, 2016

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026