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slowface 

Looking like you have the down syndrome or other form of retardedness. This does not mean you are retarded, you just look like it. Slowfaced features include lack of defintion in face, open mouth for long periods of time, and vacant stares for extended periods of time.
"So Bro look at Charlie, he is totally slowfaced." "Yeah Bro he totally looks like he has the down syndrome."
slowface by The Bros October 11, 2004
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Slopface 

A women who takes in minor leaguers in hopes that they will get retardedly drunk and bang her 450 pound ass.
Hey, Slopface, Put down that camera and go make some more Texas toast.
Slopface by sloparoo October 19, 2009
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slow face 

it means u so slow dat u got da slow look on yo face,like u lost or somethin.
you slow face a$$ idiota!
slow face by Tenisha January 19, 2005

Slow Face 

A straight man who gives or receives oral sex from another straight man but neither are homosexual.
"Did you know Ryan and Mark are both slow faced?"

"Mark is totally slow faced he gave Ryan a blow job on the way to his girlfriends house?"
Slow Face by slowfacedatBK August 9, 2009

Slotface 

It means you are a gambling addict - Ivan Zuniga 2022
“Ivan lost all his possessions to the casino
“Man, what a slotface”
Slotface by ivanz March 15, 2022