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Pre Menstruation Torettes 

The word salad that is shot out of a girls mouth during the time immediately before and during their period. Often this verbal diarrhea is offensive, violent, and nonsensical; reflecting their chaotic state of mind. The intensity and unintended nature of statements made during bouts of PM-T make the affected woman seem to have a serious mental disability.
"MOTHER FUCKER, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A FOZEN TROUT! BUT FIRST I'M GOING MOOSE HUNTING WITH. . WITH. . SHIT! COCK! DAMMIT!"
"Wow, bitch you have a crazy case of PM-T"

"Dude, you really told your boss that he could go fuck himself with a panda dick?"
"ummm... yeah I had some pretty bad Pre Menstruation Torettes"

torettes 

When you swear randomly at random times.
Hi there! FUCK! Sorry, I have torettes.
torettes by UrbanSkux September 18, 2013

terettes 

a mental disease in which you can't controll random screaming or uncontrolled cursing
my frend ryder has terettes
terettes by weed king October 26, 2007

typrettes 

when you are typing and you keep writing nasty words in caps in the middle of a sentence - typing tourettes
he has mad typrettes" "Good Morning. I hope you are having a ASS FUCK SHIT... day.
typrettes by Joshua Lennox June 11, 2011

Typettes Syndrome 

A syndrome very simmilar to Tourette Syndrome. A person afflicted with Typettes will often blurt out random profanities or onomatopoeia while typing in a IM program, chat room, or sending a text message.
1. (Typing) John:"Me and Billy walked down to the DAMN IT MOTHER FUCK store today."
Linda:"I think you may have Typettes Syndrome ..."

2. (Typing)Lora:"I think your a really cool guy Jim. I would like to CORRODED SCROTUM hang out some time for real..."
Jim:"Well... I'd love to hang out, but you have Typettes Syndrome ... sorry"
Typettes Syndrome by Davis Hay March 9, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026